Such polite barks
he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSAPSDSAPDSAP
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms
why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms
why do advertisers humanize food products
why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses
why can no one believe it’s not butter
Let it burn
The smell of roasting human flesh never bothered me anyway
HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
The phrase “words to live by” gets thrown around often these days, but these are absolutely words to live by.
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
“Pew pew pew” -church interior designer